A New Willy Wonka Movie Is Coming From the Director of Paddington

Why? Just tell me why we need to have a 3rd version of this movie??

Ohhh it might be a prequel story before the events of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. So we’re going to see Wonka enslave umm I mean save the Oompa Lumpas?

Then movie two will be Charlie, and movie three will be the adventure in space that happens right after Charlie ends. So they want to make a trio of movies, or a ‘franchise’? How about you just make a fucking good movie Hollywood?

Instead of an original prequel movie, make the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The glass elevator flies up to space and Wonka and Charlie have an adventure on a space station. God damn I HATE how Hollywood is just doing remakes, reboots, and movies intended to be franchise flicks.

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